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slayboybunny:

everything is a competition unless I’m losing and then fuck off not everything has to be a competition asshole

monetizeyourcat:

boysinbarrettes:

monetizeyourcat:

Just found out there are two Bones in my shin, and two shins on my body. That’s four Bones. Fuck this shit

dude thats not even the worst of it. go look up what your ribs are made of

OK, i will, but I’m warning you if it’s bones I’m gonna be so pissed off

iso-hei:

CLIMB THE HIGHEST SURFACE POSSIBLE WOOOO

iso-hei:

CLIMB THE HIGHEST SURFACE POSSIBLE WOOOO

why do people make up words like cisnormativity?
Anonymous

killbenedictcumberbatch:

why do people make up words at all? why do we have a structured language to convey concepts and meaning? why not just grunt and clap and fling our shit on the walls like chimpanzees

kucherovs:

MY ANACONDA DONT, MY ANACONDA DONT, MY ANACONDA DONT WANT NONE UNLESS YOU GOT an nhl contract, no teeth and a stanley cup ring

green-satan:

milkybabie:

I was in love with this boy once so I started to beat him up everyday but people thought we were rough housing bc boys can’t like each other and one day I was like “dude I like you a lot but I can’t cope with my feelings so I beat you up im sorry” and he was like “dude that’s really chill we can hold hands if you want??? Btw you have really good punches.” And that’s the story of how I had my first boyfriend

that was wild from start to finish

stefnsailor41:

Jonathan Toews has being adorable on lock-down.

stefnsailor41:

Jonathan Toews has being adorable on lock-down.


St. Louis, MO // Aug 27th

St. Louis, MO // Aug 27th

worldofthecutestcuties:

I took my cat on his first walk yesterday

worldofthecutestcuties:

I took my cat on his first walk yesterday

dggus:

i talk a lot of shit for someone who can’t choose rude dialogue options in games because i’m scared of hurting a characters feelings

ikea-graveyard:

Okay this white dude had a black girlfriend and they were walking by me and the dude said, “you know what babe, realtors are so lazy when it comes to financing” and she literally replied with, “why do you have to talk about the most boring shit, Steve”.

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lovetoflyanditshows:

Famous Viners?

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