"your homework still isn’t done? what have you been doing this whole time??"
*studies for 2 minutes*
I want to be so successful that I can bring my cat with me wherever I want whenever I want
You either die a fave or live long enough to see yourself become problematic
there’s a lot of grunting and sounds of effort outside my door i really hope they don’t expect any help from me
So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.
roommate is moving out so im just hiding in my room eating cookies + hoping she doesn’t ask for help